Thursday, March 27, 2008
Yours truly go and change 1 sen coin kutip here and kutip there take to bank and total banked in RM17.56sen weeee and bloody heavy woh.
4 those dah lupa one
one-sen coin would continue to be legal tender and that businesses would have to accept it as payment up to a limit of RM2.
lol such a knockout blow missed me eye and caught my eye brow. if you think this is bad you should the face of the other fella ahahahaha
I got to give up this bodyguard job lol
Sit back, chill out with gorilla and chimpanzee and mummies and dog and the crew
KUANTAN TEMBELING RESORT is built on hill slopes and possess beautiful private beaches protected by giant rocks. Next door is a forest reserve and it is just five minutes away from the " tourist belt " of Teluk Chempedak.
Dog!! I am coming!!!!
"you feel something inside your body, because they have this supper natural power, which goes into the body and touches our soul and wake our spirit. You see a drum beat, is the same as heartbeat they have the same pulse, so that way when we hear the spirit of the drum sound. We response immediately, and we responded in different ways."
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I'm unable to remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: It's nature's way of saying "no hard feelings".
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"; unless they are used together.
6. Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity; it's a lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss; only down under.
14. A newly married couple were happy with the "whole thing". He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing!
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch
sleeps with everyone except you.
17. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
18. Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus; it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
19. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!!!
leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply."
"Nope! I'm exactly 50, the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 years old and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hand under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay....How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't" she says.
"I was standing behind you at McDonalds."
Monday, March 24, 2008
On Dec 14th 2007 , Ajit's Magnus Opus BILLA released Breaking all records . The film got an opening equal to that of Rajnikanth's Sivaji
Ajith received his first Filmfare Best ACTOR Award for his performance in Vaali in 1999, portraying a double-role. He went on to win two consecutive Filmfare Best Actor Awards — in the 2001 film Citizen, in which he appeared in nine different appearances, and in the 2002 film, Villain, playing twins, one of which had a disability. He was later recognized for his triple role in Varalaru, his biggest grosser to date and for his more sensitive character portrayal in Kireedam. Ajith thus established himself as a leading actor of contemporary Tamil cinema.
So why am I writing about this guy so much...
So here I am going for my KOP games when lo behold he is sitting beside on the next table. I kid you not, simple humble polite and obliges with the customary photos, autographs and hand shakes and even takes the time to actually talk to you bout football, ( no he aint a KOP fan) his love is racing and he had just returned from watching the F1 in Sepang,
Here is the KOP fan hahahahahah
Explosion vs Implosion
An explosion is a sudden increase in volume and release of energy in an extreme manner. An explosion creates a shock wave.
Implosion is a process in which objects are destroyed by collapsing in on themselves.
Here is a classic tale of 2 red teasm that I love.
The 1st red team Exploded
Kimi Raikkonen wins in Malaysia for Ferrari to revive F1 title chase
SEPANG, Malaysia — Any doubts about Ferrari's title hopes in 2008 were washed away Sunday with Kimi Raikkonen's spray of champagne.
Raikkonen comfortably won the Malaysian Grand Prix, immediately injecting Ferrari back into the title race after the disappointment of the previous week's flop in Australia where neither car finished.
my 2nd red team Imploded
Here you are playing the biggest games in the EPL against the leaders and you wanna fuck it up by ranting on the ref??
Come on being an international umpire I get a lot of lip form players but when it comes to being firm they never cross the line.
this arse worth 17 million couold be seen time after time saying FUCK OFF mouthing to the ref time and time again. It was just a matter of time before he was kicked off and rtightfully he was and the end result playing next half of the game with 10 men.
STUPID STUPID STUPID
COMMENT : About time a referee clamped down on the issue of constant dissent. About time he made it plain that disrespectful back-chat will no longer be tolerated; that refs shouldn't actually be forced to endure a stream of objections at every turn, all in the name of players desperately 'wanting to win'.
In the interests of balance, I have to declare that I'm not Bennett's biggest fan. Of all the officials in the Premier League, I think he stands out as the most officious, less in touch with the workings of a footballer's mind, with little feeling for the ebb and flow of a football match.
Yet it would be interesting to know if Bennett would have taken the action he did if the Cole incident had never occurred. More to the point, did his role as fourth official at Tottenham last week influence his decision-making here? Quite possibly. Only natural really. All the more reason, therefore, for players to watch out. They must know what Bennett's like from past experience. In the current climate, they should have known what to expect.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Saint Patrick's Day is celebrated worldwide by Irish people and increasingly by non-Irish people (usually in Australia, North America, Ireland) as well. Celebrations are generally themed around all things Irish and, by association, the color green. Both Christians and non-Christians celebrate the secular version of the holiday by wearing green or orange, eating Irish food and/or green foods, imbibing Irish drink (such as Guinness) and attending parades.
LOL now I repeat the last part ...by wearing green or orange, eating Irish food and/or green foods, imbibing Irish drink (such as Guinness) and attending parades....
Once again like last year I was thankful being invited ot attend such a function and this time with a true Irish... and a fine lady she weas who could down a Guinness faster then mua OMG.. I was like the only indian in the land of the Irish and here I was losing a drinking contest...
Well its ....
As the evening ended I had to trade a lot more then the shirt off my back for this hat to be mine. Almost like selling you soul to the Irish hahahahah
Guess what its MINE!!!!
Horton Hears a Who! is a 1954 book by Dr. Seuss.The Whos would later make a reappearance in How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
The book tells the story of Horton the Elephant who, on the fifteenth of May in the Jungle of Nool, hears a small speck of dust talking to him. It turns out the speck of dust is actually a tiny planet, home to a city called "Who-ville", inhabited by microscopic-sized inhabitants known as Whos.
This was translated to a movie and what a wonderful movie it was
The great voices in the movie by Jim Carrey and Steve Carrell and even Seth Rogen and Carol Brunet. In this film, Steve Carrell is the Mayor of Who-Ville, a town on a dandelion full of tiny people. Jim Carrey plays Horton...who is a elephant who finds a dandelion, picks it and figures out he must protect it because of Who-ville. Seth Rogen plays a rat like creature in his role.
Worth taking you kids for. Stay for the credits damm funee
Friday, March 14, 2008
New cars 2 weeks old smash and grab, in a secured parking area with guards walking about at 4pm in the afternoon, the management hides behind the claim park at ur own risk.
At least the guy is having the management by the balls.
My good buddy has a restaurant in Taman Melawati (Urban Live) called Appatas so went there for lunch.. Lovely banana leaf and worth the time to go there , simple delicious, home cooked meal taste
Had a nice session of Foot reflexlogy hhahahaah pain but pleasure...hmmm where have I heard that before
then chilling the evening away before heading back for a nice sleep