Older Today

I wanted to write something as I turned older today then I received this email on my birthday and crack me up......

"How To Know You're Growing Older"

• Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
• The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
• You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
• Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
• You get winded playing chess.
• Your children begin to look middle aged.
• You finally reach the top of the ladder, and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
• You join a health club and don't go.
• You decide to procrastinate but then never get around to it.
• Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
• You need glasses... to find your teeth.
• A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
• You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
• You look forward to a dull evening.
• You walk with your head held high trying to get use to your bifocals.
• Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."
• You turn out the light for economic rather than romantic reasons.
• You sit in a rocking chair and can't make it go.

hahahahahaha ROTFLMAO I aint there yet gorgeous!!!! but thanks for the email