Monday, January 28, 2008

Kop End Rant

Utterly crap, never in my years of watching Liverpool have I ever come across such a pathetic display, the team should hang their head for disgracing the colors of the reds. As Jamie Reeves said, Bill Shankley is turning in in his grave.

All credit due to Havant, they played their hearts out, we had so many misplaced passes, stupid mistakes, a clown defense in corners and it they werent wearing the Kop jersey I would have thought this was a local end game. The score of 5-2 was no means an indemnity against the way these players played.


For 55 minutes this afternoon, the football world was turned on its head as the plasterers and binmen of Havant and Waterlooville cut the world beaters of Liverpool down to size.

The Blue Square Premier outfit twice took the lead during a bizarre first half in which the Reds' usually-watertight defence sprung a leak.

Rafa Benitez doubtless wished he had a plumber in his side when Richard Pacquette headed home on nine minutes.

Lucas equalised with his first goal in English football on 27 minutes before another unlikely twist. This time Martin Skrtel, making his full debut, deflected home an Alfie Potter shot.

It took Liverpool and Yossi Benayoun until the stroke of half-time to restore parity and some sense of pride. On second thoughts, best put the latter on ice.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Example of "I am so fucked"

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Its Coming

ohhhhhhhhh time to drool

its COMING!!!

The Babies are back!!

Guess what!!!
After 4 years my 2 good buddies are back in Kuantan, time to pay a visit.... Dog I am coming

Dinner with an old fren

Its been a while since I sat and chatted and drank with this fren almost a month and in that one month so much has happened and we enjoyed out 2 hour long conversation and worth every second

Bring food to work day - Last Fri

what can I saw... home made nasi lemak... sneaky hands ravaging the food....

Nasi lemak khukhus ok dun play play hahaha

Sambal aje sikit. Me and the other guy were sampling the food even before it could be brought out

The Dragon Awakens - Bring everyone and see it

ONLY @ Berjaya Times Square

Ipoh Explored Part 6 - Clubbing with the Chee Mui's

After a long time and visiting a club out of town was enjoying. Rum Jungle Ipoh is huge the dance floor big and the stage extra big, I knew the band from KL so fitting in was not a prob... They also had riverbank there... where me and one chee mui went.

Over all it was a nice warm sweaty night that did not end early ahahahahah

Ipoh Explored Part 5 - Food oh Food

Since landed in Ipoh its been food , food food

We been traveling around Ipoh go makan this and that and except Sunday morning bfast. Worth putting on the pounds and losing the pounds at night

Ipoh Explored Part 4 - The Night Episode hehe

dinner was actually a let down considering the amount of food we have been whacking. the photo session was kira ok and I manage to sneak a pic of the ladies in out table and the chee mui.

Please note the chee mui in black very very very....