2 feet on the ground

M Back!!!!!!!!!!

Well a week away what a weeks its been, coping with a trip to Goa the loss of loved ones, airplanes skidding off the runaway and an earthquake.

Snuck into work today trying to get the engine going again got to collect my car damm!!! an 800 ringgit bill. I wonder what the heck the mechanic did to the car, maybe he changed it into Alfa. There goes me budget with road tax and insurance for 2 cars up this month god only know who I am gonna survive…better not disturb god for that

Time is flying so fast and already 2nd week into Ramadan, busy sending out corporate cards then got buka puasa functions to do argghhhhhh

I need a vacation (already had one now want more hahaha)

I got to update my blog with my trip to Goa the old man crashing, my topsy turvy flight schedule and my week ahead

coming soon my footprints in Goa















for now i think this would put a smile on ur face

The old lady and her condom.
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.Lady 1: "What's that?"Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore.

"The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers."Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted


hahahahahahaha