Sunday, March 12, 2006

Older Today

I wanted to write something as I turned older today then I received this email on my birthday and crack me up......

"How To Know You're Growing Older"

  • Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
  • The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
  • You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
  • Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
  • You get winded playing chess.
  • Your children begin to look middle aged.
  • You finally reach the top of the ladder, and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
  • You join a health club and don't go.
  • You decide to procrastinate but then never get around to it.
  • Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
  • You need glasses... to find your teeth.
  • A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
  • You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
  • You look forward to a dull evening.
  • You walk with your head held high trying to get use to your bifocals.
  • Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."
  • You turn out the light for economic rather than romantic reasons.
  • You sit in a rocking chair and can't make it go.
hahahahahaha ROTFLMAO I aint there yet gorgeous!!!! but thanks for the email

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Vadai!


VS

Svejjen said...

Yappy B'day... don't stop talking

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday my pakcik sayanggg.. - CLEO

TJ said...

Happy Birthday Darth Vadai..

ToothingJob said...

vadai, happy birthday bro.
how old are u now? 26?
wel' meet on the 1st.