Tuesday, November 15, 2005

THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO TOILET SEX IN MALAYSIA

This one takes the cake

TV Smith's Dua Sen. The politically incorrect irregular columnist combines his idiosyncratic observations and tangential commentary into a blog... http://www.mycen.com.my/duasen/121105_toiletsex.html go check out their website

THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO TOILET SEX IN MALAYSIAby TV Smith 12/11/05

In the recent 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey, Malaysians overwhelmingly picked the toilet as the preferred place for shagging outside a bedroom. In view of this prevalent practice, Dua Sen presents the definitive guide to toilet bonking...
Where:
Recommended:• Unisex toilets: Beach Club, Passion, Loft, Thai Club, Liquid KL •
Spacious toilets: Imbi Food Court, KL, Press Club of KL.•
Lonely toilets: Shell Station, Batu 13 Ulu Langat. •
Artistic toilets: Pudu Complex (excellent erotic graffiti on doors).
Not recommended:• Rajooz Curry House PJ - Stack of dirty dishes inside.• The Mall KL - The doors are about 3 or 4 feet high.• Boutique Toilet KLCC - Will people who won't pay for a room pay RM 4 for a toilet?• LRT Stations - Gadget mounted to prevent squatting over bowl hinders smooth sex.• Zouk KL - Bouncers get upset. • Toilets for the handicapped - Peter Tan gets really upset.

Precautions: • Due to the foul smell in most of our public toilets, it is advisable to SKIP foreplay.• Bring along an aerosol can of air freshener and flush BEFORE sex. • KEEP handbag safely around neck as snatch thieves strike from adjacent cubicles. • Most of the cheap porcelain break easily, so go EASY on the acrobatics.• Some toilets/cubicles come with built-in urinals. They usually stink. DO NOT push your partner's head in that direction.

Positions: While most (understandably) prefer an oral quickie, many copulating positions are possible depending on your dexterity and state of desperation...






4 comments:

darthvadai said...

hahahaha aiyooo rebina ai yai yo

Anonymous said...

Sick... Home toilet ok la! public? siao

Anonymous said...

naughty Vadai are you trying to get us all horny...its the element of adventure and excitement that adds to it...the thought of 'we can get caught'..adds to the pleasure...
the toilets in the flights are fantastic-clean-small..& doing it on air..start the BI on the seat...lol...the office toilet & walking out like nothing happen except looking flushed.....damn my funky vibrator cant take all this heat...

darthvadai said...

1 i did not write this article
2 it part of the current wave of discussion as a result of the Durex survey
3 use your imagination