Friday, November 11, 2005

Things that make u go hmmm

I always beeen intrigues by this kind of question...you know when there are things in the world to make you pause and think... Enjoy reading and tell me what you think


A few things to make you go hmmmmm.....

Why when you say things can't get any worse, they do?

IF a store is open 24/7, why are there locks on the door?

Why do computer's start menu's start workin just as your shutting it down?

Why aren't the computer's letters on the keyboard NOT in ABC order?

If God made the world, and everything in it, who made God?What if today was yesterday, Tomorrow?

Why do men have nipples?

When cats fall, do they land on all 4's or do they land 1 foot at a time?

Why are men so attracted to porn?

Is it true that most women hate GIRLS? (other women)

Why is almost every song about LOVE?

Why does the sun darken our skin but lighten our hair?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Can fat people go SKINNYdipping?

Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when its illegal to drink and drive?

You know the little indestructible black box on planes? Why cant they make the whole plane out of that?
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why dont you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

1 comment:

marie said...

it does make me go hmmmm!

Why do men have nipples?
A: bcoz its fashion...ehhe all mammals have tits why not ad some on the men too...heheh.

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice?"
A: coz they have no idea what they are doing..heheh why do u think they take so long to study...hehehe science is just BEST GUESS!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
A:The undertaker seen 1 too many zombie movies...hehehe