Sunday, October 15, 2006

Confusing Sayings lol

This bowled me over damm good one

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before
you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed .. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

***** 42.7% of all statistics are made on the spot. *****

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you
don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull
in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors
until another person is fired or quits.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the
cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker


marie said...

true! nice one..heheh

xanax said...

very helpful post, cheers!