Friday, January 26, 2007

Becoming an 'Uncle'

The best news I had with a little caution was I was going to be an 'Uncle'. A bit premature but hey a new baby in town. I got the call at 1am. hmmm there goes the weekend plans.

Makcik yang you kata itu this weekend tak boleh


Dun know if boy or girl..... Well, as an uncle your duties are endless. You should be the first to teach the child to swear, give the child it's first cigarette, and if it's a girl, beat up it's first boyfriend for fucking around with her. Remember, don't discipline the child, that's what parents are for. Instead, just let it enjoy the more relaxing things in life, there's many a joy to be had helping the child do it's first bucket. wakaakakakkaaka

I love babies... excited

2 comments:

Svejjen said...

Ah... babies...

Carry them when they're cute and are smiling.

Dump them back to the parents once they start wailing and/or god forbid, if they've pooped on you

darthvadai said...

lol

still rememeber mine